The Twatwaffle Times

Welcome to twatwaffles, a collaborative idea dreamed up one breakfastless morn by @Blue-Six and =thundercake.

No, this is not a plz account. Plz do not treat it as such. *laughs* Oh, I crack me up.

I have written a short poem for the occasion.

elitists, they suck;
be not like the twatwaffle,
rigid in your ways.

(Anyone remember thunderhaikus? ...anyone? OK.)

I have also added a description.

twatwaffle (twat-wah-full):
n.¹ An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others. "That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
n.² A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
v.¹ To ban; to totally pwn. "I was twatwaffled by @Blue-Six....it hurt, a lot."

Anyhoo, it's time for the first official twatwaffle event: we need an ID.

It should be waffle-themed, naturally. It need not include the name, but that's perfectly acceptable too. Something no larger than 400x400, preferrably. And absolutely no naked cheetah-women humping dog-people with large, sad eyes.

The winner will receive a one-month subscription.
The two runners-up will receive hearty slaps to the bum.
The rejected submissions will be thrown to the snake pit.

Please comment on this journal with your submissions and we shall post them in the next edition.

_{- this edition of the Twatwaffle Times has been brought to you by =thundercake -}